INTERNET AT LAST!

okay! i no longer live in the stone age, because as of like... three minutes ago, i have INTERNET! WHOO. okay so here's a lovely long post for everryone, outdated, but only by a couple weeks because i couldnt publish it >.< read on:





Bonjouuuur! My goodness its been a long time since I’ve even touched blogspot! Gasp! So I will start with this: sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry ! I hope I havent lost any of you faithful readers out there! Because I am back in business, once again!

Ohhhh boy, a lot has happened in the last . . . What has it been? Like a month? Two? My life has taken a HUGE 180, and nothing is the same as it used to be, AT ALL! For starters, I have my own fully furnished basement suite! YES! YES I DO! FOR REAL! All to my self! *mine mine mine hehehe* yeah well anyways I am pretty freaking fantabulously excited! It happened basically because things just weren’t going very well AT ALL at my aunt and uncles, our personalities clashed insanely. They wanted me home at ten every weeknight, I wanted to be home whenever I wanted, all the time. Blargh. But now I have that! I’d go into great detail describing my lovely new abode, but I think I shall just upload pictures instead. Well… at a later date because I am currently typing this on Microsoft works word processor (sigh) while I eat chili from a can, because I don’t have internet here yet because I am much much much too broke. Upside: I finally have access to a camera! I will simply bring my compy to Frances’s, and VOILA!

“Niki, what on earth is the next new and exciting thing in your life?!” you may be asking? Well: I’M SINGLE! Yipeeeee! Its actually much more great that I expected! Now you all must be thinking “OMG why?!!!” But I don’t really feel like publishing the whole entire story to the world wide web, but if you really want to know and are basically oozing curiosity from every pore in your body right now, just message me! I’d want to know I if I were you too. For those who are too shy to ask.. Or are my secret readers that never leave a comment etc etc, (yes I know you are out there, no, I don’t know who you are), just know that the song “Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood” suddenly has newfound meaning in my life. And now I suspect you all wonder how I am coping, and the answer is: surprisingly awesome! I thought I would be curled up into a tiny dark hole crying my eyes out for weeks, but I didn’t even do that AT ALL! In fact, we only borke up on Thursday o_O (feels like longer). HELL YES I was suuuper angry I even did some grant-beating, and possession trashing, but now I feel relief, and there isn’t even much sadness. I cant miss someone like that, so I have moved on and am SO excited to have fun and move my life onwards and upwards. Its high time for some FUN.

Now I suspect you are all marveling at how much of a life alteration I have had in the last… week, and you wonder, what else could there possibly be? I answer you with: OMFGKDSJFKSLDFJ I GOT A JOB! Okay, okay, so its not really a thriller…. >.< I work at Carlton Cards in the sahali centre mall (tinier than wl’s) and I work with two elderly (COUGH, ancient) women (one of which has a ridiculous semblance to a turtle... But they are both nice at least! I’ve been needing retail therapy SOOO badly lately, and I finally got my chance: we are only allowed to wear black and white and dress pants! I WAS THRILLED - because it gave me an excuse to go buy cute outfits at ricki’s ^_^ anyhow, back to the job part: I work 20 hours a week basically, and make nine dollars an hour, and provide excellent customer service and selling skill’s, which I kick ass at. So like working at bootlegger without the clothes. And the fun. But whatever, so it will be boring, I’m still thrilled to finally have a job! :D:D I begin Friday at 2!

Now you ask, “Jeez Niki, what completed this 180 anyways??” And I answer you: school! It finally started, (today as a matter of fact, I had English, and anthropology starts at 5:30-8:30) and I am pretty excited! I mean, I should be… I’m paying like 8923753289578934275 dollars for it! Anthropology, Sociology and English. I’m thrilled, they are my fave fave subjects! Plus there are a couple of cute boys in my English course too, and at least I know they are halfway smart, because to be in that course, you have to get 73% or higher in Eng 12! Hurrah. ….. Oh, ps: my eng teacher is tres tres tres good looking :]

Anyhow, now I am going to sum up my 180, because I feel like you all need to understand JUST how 180ish this is. I now am single, going to school three days a week, working 20 hours a week, with my own house, paying rent, buying food, and vacuuming etc etc. I have dress pants and collared shirts for heavens sake! I party hardy with frances and the dorm guys on weekends (sans grant), and life is gooood! Correction: life is EXCELLENTTT.

OH and I got a gym pass and go every every day :] well… starting yesterday anyways ehhe.

Anyhoooo, frances is on her way here from French, so I shall blog later. Or perhaps add on to this one because I will most likely think of more bloggable things, and I cant exactly publish this without internet >.<

Ah I just thought of something! Its only three minutes, that’s okay. So, in case you were wondering, I thought I would mention that all fishies are swimming, not floating, after their secong move in 6 weeks! Boy are they ever hardy.. How I lovee them! In fact I was thinking of actually perhaps getting them a couple of new buddies from petland on buy one get one free fish day! How I love bogo!! In fact… I might even name one bogo, that would be awesome. A nice speckly one that is black AND white AND orange, like Benjamin was before he went all ninja chameleon on me.

Oooh I just thought of something else! GASP! I got a new phone! Gosh I sure needed one. My old one actually leaked battery acid! I KNOW RIGHT?! Talk about a like.. Explosion hazard. It was wicked freaky. Did lots of funky things, so my parents got me a two month early birthday present. I picked the keybo 2 on a contract, and BOYOHBOY is it ever amazing! I was never a keybo fan until this, in fact it has almost a very blackberry-esque look to it! And telus gave me this SUPER AMAZING deal on it because I threatened to go to bell! so here’s a well known tip: you want extra perks? Lie and say the other provider is offering you some good deal and if you cant get that you will switch to bell/TELUS/Rogers. Trust me, they comply. They never ever want to lose a customer. ;)

Peaceee

Okay so I definitely still haven’t published this and its been like another week, but I just thought I’d mention that by the time you are all reading this, I will have internet, WHOO! I got an awesome deal: 20$ a month, and a free modem, and it is sooo excellent! But it isn’t wireless, I have to have my laptop plugged in, which was like way fine until I found out the my one and only phone jack is like high up on the wall in the kitchen so I had to move my kitchen table to a dorky place, so I can keep my computer on it… sigh. But internet in the kitchen is definitely better than no internet at all!

So tomorrow I am going to go renew my car insurance, get a new bank card, and buy like twelve cans of raid to nuke all of the creepy crawlies creepy crawling around my house.. Because seriously its getting ridiculous how many of them are coming out of hiding.