rogue

once upon a time, in a land not far from cache creek, a fantastic girl by the name of niki harrison pulled over at a gas station to pee and buy beef jerky on the way back to kamloops with her trusty sidekick amanda. upon stepping out of the vehicle, she was almost blown over by an ENORMOUS gust of wind! this same gust of wind also almost took off the door to the hyundai, and blew a whirlwind of enormous tumbleweeds into a frenzy! niki dashed for the gas station entrance, but alas was not speedy enough! a tumbleweed almost as big as her attacked her feet! she was trapped in a tumbleweed, and it was eating her shoe!! niki fought with a brave valiance, but so did the tumbleweed. after an epic struggle, niki freed her feet and shoes, and fled from the rogue dead sagebrush to save her life! at last she reached safety, bought some Jack Link's peppered jerky (which was impossible to chew, hard as a rock, too spicy, and most likely was made out of wild beast, not beef. niki and amanda were forced to constantly dodge tumbleweeds in the trusty hyundai the whole way home, but they finally made it safely through the little bouncing monsters. the end.