having cats is just like having kids. but WORSE.
oh so much worse.
you don't have to fight your baby tooth and nail for your dinner.
your baby doesnt try to sleep on your face
your baby doesnt hate you
you don't have to have another baby to keep your baby company
your baby won't claw the furniture
your baby isnt so dumb that it thinks your feet under the blanket are some sort of alien life form that must be destroyed immediately.
your baby doesnt drink only out of the toilet
your baby won't track litter into the bathtub and clog the drain
your baby won't throw itself at the walls/window repeatedly just to see if slamming itself against a solid object will hurt every time
your baby won't lay in the sink on top of your makeup when you try to get ready
you can drop your baby off at your parents house for a few hours.
your baby won't jump on the stove while the element is lit
your can trap your baby in a play pen
you don't have to fight the inch long dagger like claws it has to stuff your baby in a cardboard box with holes every time you need to take it somewhere.
your baby won't lay on your keyboard every time you try to stop petting it so you can type back to your friends on facebook chat.
your baby wont wake you up by batting your face with it's dripping paws (wet from the toilet where it was drinking)
you don't have to neuter your baby
you don't have to ask your landlord if you can have a baby
i think i've said enough.
on a better note, I'M DONE ALL OF MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WOOHOO! except one teeensy thing. and on an even better note than that, next weekend i will be embarking on a roadtrip to ALBERTA! i'm visiting Kyle, and man am i ever stoked to get out of town. A little (very very very) nervous about the scary 6 hour drive by myself though. eep.) on another wonderful note, i was asking for a used (very used) snowboard for christmas so i can try it out, aaaand, low and behold, my very, very, generous, kind and giving friend Matt GAVE me his!! bindings included! and now, i am SOOO EXCITED! :D thanks matt! Also, roadrunning has been going GREAT! i really love it, and i actually got to go the last threee days in a row! woohoo! i'm definitely feeling more comfortable in the dealerships, and i know where most of them are now :P
this is the first every "modernized" christmas song i have found that i actually like:
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HAHA! i totally can see Niko doing half those things on your list. Which is where Boris gets it! Niko is a nut therefore Boris is a nut. Good luck. He'll calm down eventually. I found that letting Niko outside made her YOWL less and plus she could do whatever she wanted.Hope all is well with you.
Miss You Loads!
xxo
Regs
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