i like your messy hair, and the clothes you wear

Whiskey, whaaaaat? Yessiree boys and girls, last night was one for the books.  Amanda, Jason and I went to Heroes for their last night open since classes are out for the year, and I of course drank half a mickey of crown royal on the walk from the car to the bar, and by the time we were in the door I was having a grand ol time.  Maybe before we even walked in the door. The evening was spent d-d-dancing away like a crazy person and listening to some pretty decent live local bands.  It was a totally chill crowd with good music and DJs, and honestly, not very busy, which I think I actually really liked! By the time we got home (this involved a treacherous journey in which Amanda drove Jason's genesis and I floated around in the "back seat" with all the DJ equip) I was basket case of hysterical giggles. Maybe the entire bar was hot boxed and that haze wasn't from a smoke machine? Hmm. Anyhoo, we immediately walked in the door of home and us drunkies demanded Amanda take us to Mc D's for double quarter pounders. I disgusted myself by scarfing one down in ten seconds flat whilst laying upside down, and then munching on a boston cream donut for dessert. Blech?  The evening was concluded with me rapping along to Karmin's cover of Look At Me Now over and over like some sort of pale gingery gangsta with a lack of weapons or talent.  Win, win, win.

Today I have so far drank the equivalent of FIVE standard size water bottles, and I am feeelin goooood! Mana made me french toast when I woke up, and I even got some cleaning done, went to the grocery store, and showed up to work looking cute! Daaang i'm lucky to have such a great roommate/DD/besty!

Wednesday I went to a ladies night thing at the mall because Candace had her photobooth set up there, it was sooo much fun! I got my makeup done, there was eyebrow threading, henna, health assessments, raffles, and freee FOOD! Well I suppose it wasn't really free, but I just walked in like I owned the place when I got there, and I suppose convinced the dude at the ticket booth than I belonged, because I never did end up paying... heh.  I spent a lot of time hanging out by the snacks because I hadn't had dinner, and as I was shoving face with meat & cheese cracker sandwiches, one of the hosts walked up and pointedly selected one cucumber sliver to nibble on and gave me a scathing look that plainly said "you're a fatass." Naturally I made eye contact and picked up two pieces of cake and a brownie (these were actually for Candace but I didn't mention it.)


1. Dancing
2. Really nice cashiers that totally make your day
3. Water